Megan Fox Ass for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

2010.03.10

I may hate Megan Fox and her constant bullshit trying to stay in the limelight for as long as possible because she knows she’s replaceable, and nothing but the next Jessica Alba, you know the girl everyone wants to fuck, who never shows her fucking tits or pussy, because it makes guys want her harder and because she pretends she’s wholesome, even though she’s really nothing but a loser with shitty tattoos, a shitty boyfriend, who seems pretty shitty to hang around, but who takes every opportunity to be sexually suggestive as possible….but I definitely like her ass.

Here it is in Harper’s Bazaar….

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2010.03.06

Jessica Alba and her daughter at the park
Jessica Alba took 20-month old Honor for a day out to the Coldwater Canyon Park on Mulholland Drive in Beverly Hills with her husband Cash Warren, her mother Catherine and other family members.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Apple Martin at the Miracle Mile
Gwyneth Paltrow and her daughter Apple go shopping together at the Miracle Mile shopping district in Americana Manhasset on Wednesday (March 3).

Victoria Beckham takes her kids to see Alice in Wonderland
Victoria Beckham takes her three boys Brooklyn Beckham, Romeo Beckham, and Cruz Beckham to see Alice In Wonderland at Universal Citywalk on Friday (March 5) in Universal City, Calif.

Jennifer Garner and her daughters at the Park
Jennifer Garner and Seraphina were seen picking up Violet from school yesterday afternoon. The family then headed over to a park in Santa Monica for some outdoor fun.

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Jessica Alba Shopping for Underwear of the Day

2010.03.05

Jessica Alba was out shopping for underwear and no one cared because no one cares about Jessica Alba anymore and she only has herself to blame, see she was a the top of her game, the girl everyone wanted to fuck who couldn’t act, who was easy to replace cuz there are many hot girls in the world, but had so much momentum behind her that no one could really catch up, until she let her personal life get in the fucking way, and single handedly made herself obsolete by getting knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was about to leave her before she polluted her womb…Career Sucide, like real suicide is nothing to respect and I guess that’s why no one bothers with her except me, but that’s only because we have that Mexican connection despite her pretending she’s not Mexican….I guess she thinks we’re dirty….cuz she’s a snobby delusional cunt like that….at least the public are giving her what she fucking deserves….

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HOT GALLERY: Global Green USA’s Pre-Oscar Party Gets the Stars Pumped Up

2010.03.05

Jessica Alba and her hubby Cash Warren made friends with Benji Madden and Joel Madden at Global Green USA’s 7th Annual Pre-Oscar Party last night. The young stars got close together to pose for a photo — perhaps Jessica and Cash just wanted to capture a shot with two of the big performers of the night!

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Global Green USA’s Pre-Oscar Party was held at Avalon on Wednesday in Hollywood and featured many live musical performances.

Mark McGrath, Billy Morrison, Steve Stevens, Billy Gibbons, Dave Navarro and Juliette Lewis all took the stage along with Benji and Joel.

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Amongst the mix of rockers was director James Cameron who’s gearing up for a big Oscar night!

Looked like a wild way to kick-off the glamorous 2010 Oscar! Gotta keep it fun!

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Jessica Alba Hits North Face, Talks Avatar

2010.03.04

Spending the day loading up on a few new purchases, Jessica Alba was spotted shopping in Beverly Hills on Thursday (March 4).

Wearing a black top with grey tights and a teal scarf, the “Into the Blue” beauty popped into the local North Face store to peruse the shop’s selections.

As previously reported by Gossip Center, Jess spent the prior night at the Global Green pre-Oscar party.

While, there, Miss Alba voiced her liking for “Avatar” and its director James Cameron, telling, “‘Avatar’ is incredible, just incredible. I love what Jim [James Cameron] is doing for the environment, just in what his movie says about taking care of and trying to save our planet. It’s such a beautiful message.”

Continuing to gush about Cameron, Jess adds, “There’s nobody like him, and we’re all blessed to have him be one of the best directors in our lifetime. He’s creating a platform for others to tie social messages into entertainment.”

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2010.03.04

Vera Wang Store Launch – Mila Kunis In Vera Wang

Mila Kunis was one of the many who attended Vera Wang’s LA boutique opening party.

She was the best dressed at the event imo, looking absolutely gorgeous in her black strapless Vera Wang Fall 2010 dress.

Normally not a fan of the side ponytail but I do love how very simple, elegant and stylishly it fits with her look.

Her two-tone strapless black dress which she pairs with black strappy sandals, has a gathered detail on the bodice and tulip skirt.

Looking at the runway model, I wish she’d worn that stunning necklace too.

7th Annual Global Green USA Pre-Oscar Party – Jessica Alba In Vitkor & Rolf

When we think of the Vitkor & Rolf Spring 2010 collection, we immediately think of multi-coloured asymmetrical pieces which we’ve seen worn by Rihanna, Anna Paquin and Lady GaGa.

Well there were some none tulle pieces in that collection.

Jessica Alba wore a Viktor & Rolf Spring 2010 nude dress with the cute runway bow belt when she attended the 7th Annual Global Green USA Pre-Oscar Party in LA last night.

I love the embroidered details on the dress and the cape-like detail on her shoulders.

She paired her dress with black strappy Casadei sandals and a silver clutch.

I really loved the runway heels, but I don’t hate Jessica’s choice.

Another BDOTW contender for me. What do you think?

Runway To “Influence” Press Conference – Han Chae Young In Gucci

Han Chae Young attended the “Influence” press conference in Seoul, South Korea this week.

The beautiful actress wore an interesting Gucci Spring 2010 dress paired with silver heels.

Her stunning grey dress is detailed with silver beaded embroidery and a lace-up harness for dramatic effect.

Many of you have stated that looks on Asian red carpet tend to copy the runway head-to-toe. Well Han opted for a different pair of heels.

I’m not crazy about her choice, so I would’ve preferred a head-to-toe runway look on this occasion.

Bulgari Chandra Event – Julianne Moore In Chloé

Julianne Moore is the face of Bulgari’s Spring 2010 ad campaign, so she was the guest of honour at the “Bulgari Chandra Event” in Milan recently.

Julianne often keeps things interesting on the red carpet as she’s never predictable, and she hasn’t aligned herself with a particular brand like Renee/Herrera and Cate/Armani.

Her style is always classic and even when she takes the odd risk they always pay off.

On this occasion she kept her look simple with a black Chloé Pre-Fall 2010 dress which has light ruffles and a sheer yoke.

She opted for a thicker belt with her dress, completing her look with black sandals and a black jewel detail bag.

I love everything about this look, but I find her bag distracting.

I would’ve preferred her to carry a clutch.

Still BDOTW worthy imo though.
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F1 WAG Nicole Scherzinger is first for style on the pre-Oscars party circuit

2010.03.04

Pussycat Doll outshone Jessica Alba and Melanie Brown in the fashion stakes at Global Green event in Hollywood.

Your Talented Tot Could Win a $100K Modeling Prize!

2010.03.03

Does your child’s potential stardom shine as bright as little Honor Marie Warren? Your child doesn’t have to have Jessica Alba and Cash Warren as parents to get into the modeling business! Next Direct Children’s Model Competition 2010 is looking for new talent now!

Next Direct, the most loved children’s clothing brand in Britain, is now launching in the U.S. and looking for new modeling talent.

Your child could be the U.S. face of the brand, win a $100,000 scholarship and win a year’s modeling contract with Wilhelmina Models!

The competition is open to all U.S. resident children aged 4 to 7 years old.

All you have to do is upload your child’s photo to Next Direct’s Facebook page at www.facebook.com/nextdirect before 7 a.m. EST on March 15, 2010.

For the complete rules visit www.facebook.com/nextdirect!

Latino Celebrity Sightings: Paulina Rubio + Jacqueline Bracamontes + Jessica Alba + Juan Soler

2010.03.02

Paulina Rubio and Colate were in Miami at a gala

Nice look, Pau.

Jacqueline Bracamontes was seen at a party in Nevada thrown by Las Vegas magazine. Very sexy, Jacky!

Mexican telenovela hunk Juan Soler was photographed in Mexico City at the Hotel Condesa with his Argentine wife, actress Maki. Now, there’s a couple that proves that celebrity marriages can last. But their lives has not been without tragedy.

It’s been nearly four years since the pareja lost their unborn baby. Their only daughter Mía must be a great comfort to them.

Jessica Alba, and friends, as well as her daughter Honor Marie Warren spent some quality time together at the Cold Water Canyon in Beverly Hills.

So cute.

Jessica Alba Gets A Little Obscene

2010.03.02

Jessica Alba may think she’s very clever, pushing up her hipster glasses up with her middle finger like that, but she’s not fooling anyone and she’s more than a little rude. Actually, I don’t really give a crap, I’d like her to do to me exactly what she’s implying with this gesture. I won’t hold my breath. It’s funny because the girls down at the strip club do exactly the same thing when they dance for me… But believe me, what they’re pushing around I wouldn’t want anywhere near my face.