
Have to say we’re proud when good things happen to members of the E! family. Comedy force extraordinaire Joel McHale, of The Soup and Community fame, will be taking his talents to…

Ben Affleck was decked out in a tux this evening for the black-tie premiere of The Town. His costars Jeremy Renner and Jon Hamm were decked out in matching Dolce & Gabbana. The handsome trio of guys, along with Rebecca Hall, was more casual this morning for their photo call. Jeremy had a supportive moment as they sat down for the screening, where he grabbed Ben’s hand before watching his latest directorial effort. Ben’s movie is one of the biggest films showing during the Venice Film Festival, which also brought Hollywood stars like Natalie Portman, Michelle Williams, and Jessica Alba over to Italy. Ben’s mingling with fellow cinema people in Europe while his wife Jennifer Garner holds down the fort back home in LA, where she’s taking care of Seraphina and Violet’s tutu wearing dance class runs.

Lindsay Lohan kicked off her Labor Day weekend with a trip to The Grove in LA on Friday night. She had a relatively low-key holiday and was excited to celebrate Machete, which came in third at the box office. Lindsay congratulated all her costars, though she didn’t join them on any of the premiere red carpets instead letting Jessica Alba handle all the promotion. Lindsay will be the center of attention soon when she settles on where she’s giving her first post-jail interview. Rumor has it the Today show is trying to land LL, but no final decisions have been made yet.
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I heard Alba and Lohan both have nude scenes in Machete, which makes sense, because why else would you bring two relatively recently desired pussy back from the grave, dust them off, maybe spray a little perfume on them after soaking them in a warm tub to loosen up a bit, before totally raping them, for every eyeball that wants to see Lohan and Alba naked for old times sake, it’s relatively obvious marketing, but still genius that it got pulled off.
I also walked into a small town sex shop this weekend, it happened to smell like really dirty pussy, there was no one working, but there was noise coming from the basement door that was left open, the shelves were filled with bondage gear, from harnesses to whips to gags to restraints and I like to think I was playing a pivotal role in the man who owns and works the shops fantasies…you know the store owner who inserts foreign objects inside bitches, while someone is upstairs browsing in their store…..
Either way, bondage is big, throat fucking porn bigger….Alba gagged not so interesting, but what the fuck, anything that involves her being taken down a notch and demeaned, is porn to me.
Stepping out for a little mother/daughter bonding, Jessica Alba was spotted treating young Honor Marie Warren to breakfast in West Hollywood, CA on Saturday (August 28).
The “Sin City” actress proudly toted her two-year-old in her arms as they worked their way to family favorite The Griddle Cafe on Sunset Blvd for the day-beginning grub.
Keeping active to begin the weekend, Jess spent the previous evening out for dinner and chit-chat with her lady friends at Boa Steakhouse.
The sightings come as Miss Alba is in the midst of promoting her new movie “Machete” – which hits theaters on Friday, September 3rd.
The 29-year-old also just announced plans to star in Robert Rodriguez’s “Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World.”
Robert, who also directed “Machete,” told MTV of picking Jessica for his hit franchise, “I was so inspired, seeing her on [the 'Machete'] set trying to be beautiful for the camera and yet having to [run off] to change her baby’s diaper. I thought, ‘You know what, that would be great as a spy mom, I’ve got to write that in.”
Sure enough, that’s exactly what he did, as Rodriguez adds, “I wrote that into the script, based on her.”
FabSugarTV had the verdict on the hottest Emmy night trends and H&M’s collaboration with Lanvin, while BellaSugar TV schooled us on scoring Christina Hendricks’s red carpet hairstyle and shared the secret to getting rid of wrinkles without Botox. PopSugar Rush caught up with The Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky at the Emmy afterparties and also talked to Tom Hanks, who played coy while gushing about Sandra Bullock. Watch the videos below and see even more on the full PopSugarTV page!
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JESSICA Alba is on team Lindsay Lohan!The Fantastic Four beauty insists her troubled Machete costar — who recently completed a brief spell in prison and court-ordered rehab – is a “brilliant actress.”“The fact that she can poke fun at herself — she’s a brilliant actress,” Alba said.“It’s good; it’s hilarious.“Mean Girls is a classic. It’s