Jessica Alba may think she’s very clever, pushing up her hipster glasses up with her middle finger like that, but she’s not fooling anyone and she’s more than a little rude. Actually, I don’t really give a crap, I’d like her to do to me exactly what she’s implying with this gesture. I won’t hold my breath. It’s funny because the girls down at the strip club do exactly the same thing when they dance for me… But believe me, what they’re pushing around I wouldn’t want anywhere near my face.
