H&M: Lanvin Collaboration On Sale This Fall!

2010.09.02
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What an exciting collaboration!

H&M’s next designer collaboration will be with Lanvin, one of the most influential brands worn by celebrities on and off the red carpet. Everyone from Gwyneth Paltrow and Natalie Portman to Katie Holmes and Jessica Alba!

The collection of both womenswear and menswear will go on sale on November 23 in around 200 H&M stores worldwide. The collection of both will be revealed to the world on November 2, confirmed Margareta van den Bosch, creative advisor at H&M.

“I have said in the past that I would never do a mass-market collection, but what intrigued me was the idea of H&M going luxury rather than Lanvin going public,” said Alber Elbaz, artistic director of Lanvin.

You must check out all the pics of celebs wearing Lanvin!

Lanvin & H&M Team Up!

Jessica Alba Cleavage Needs Attention

2010.09.02
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I’m loving the fact that Jessica Alba has finally got a new movie coming out, not because I think she’s a good actress and want to see all her work, far from it, because it means she has to stop wearing her frumpy mom outfits and class it up a bit. Here she is at a premiere of her latest crap showing off exactly why she gets chosen to be in movies that involve chicks getting sweaty while using firearms. Breasts like these were meant to be tanned, glistening and in super slow motion. Hot.


Would You Let Your Significant Other Sleep With Megan Fox?

2010.09.02
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They come up with the most random surveys! This time a UK poll asked people which celebrities they would allow their partner to sleep with, without classifying it as cheating. On the girl’s side, Brad Pitt tops the list, and for the boys, Megan Fox takes the number one spot.

Female stars:
1. Megan Fox
2. Jennifer Aniston
3. Beyonce Knowles
4. Jessica Alba
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Cheryl Cole
7. Katy Perry
8. Nicole Scherzinger
9. Christina Aguilera
10. Rihanna

Male celebrities:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Johnny Depp
3. Gerard Butler
4. David Beckham
5. Robert Pattinson
6. Ashton Kutcher
7. George Clooney
8. Justin Timberlake
9. Will Smith
10. Hugh Jackman

Do you and your partner have a list like this? If so, who’s on it?!?

Photos by Wenn.com

Jessica Alba and Naomi Campbell: Uomo Vogue Elegance

2010.09.02
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Making for quite the swanky evening to get things underway in Venice, the stars were out for an Uomo Vogue dinner party in celebration of director Quentin Tarrantino on Tuesday night (August 31).

Held on the eve of the 67th Venice International Film Festival, lovely ladies such as Jessica Alba and Naomi Campbell got all prettied up before attending the annual fashion party in the Italian locale.

Others in attendance were Quentin, as well as Robert Rodriguez, Stephen Dorff, Danny Trejo, Beatrice Bulgari and Danny Elfman.

As for the Venice Film Festival, tomorrow’s opening day is loaded with action – as Natalie Portman’s “Black Swan” kicks things off before screenings of Hong Kong director Andrew Lau’s “The Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen” and a midnight capper of Miss Alba’s “Machete”.

Jessica Alba: “Machete” Photo Call in Venice

2010.09.02
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Stepping out for some promotional duties, Jessica Alba was spotted at a photo call for her new film “Machete” in Venice, Italy today (September 1).

The “Awake” actress joined costar Danny Trejo and director Robert Rodriguez at the Palazzo del Casino as part of the 67th Venice International Film Festival. “Machete” is scheduled for a midnight showing tonight.

Last night (August 31) Jessica was spotted at the Uomo Vogue dinner party in celebration of Quentin Tarantino’s career accomplishments.

Also in the house for the snazzy affair were Naomi Campbell, Stephen Dorff, Beatrice Bulgari, and Danny Elfman.

Jessica Alba proud of Machete storyline

2010.09.01
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Jessica Alba admits she is pleased with the immigration story in ‘Machete’ because usually her job is ”just entertaining”. Jessica Alba is proud…

Caption Jessica Alba’s Fashion Bouquet

2010.09.01
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Calling all couture cops—it’s YOU Write ‘Em Up time! The Perp: Jessica Alba in Dolce & Gabbana, at the Venice Film Festival Jess stops and smells the flowers…

Natalie and Jessica Pack Up and Head Over to Start the Venice Film Festival Fun

2010.08.31
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Jessica Alba swung by The Late Show yesterday afternoon, and later she ran into Natalie Portman at NYC’s JFK airport on their way to Italy for the Venice Film Festival. Natalie kept her distance from boyfriend Benjamin Millepied as they went through security, though the duo was spotted just a few weeks ago hanging out in LA together. The girls arrived at the festival site on boats this morning, and Jess gave a friendly wave as she preps to show off Machete abroad. Natalie and Benjamin’s Black Swan is set to open the annual cinema event, giving them the opportunity to perhaps go public with their romance for the first time.

Jessica Alba’s flirty blue dress: perfectly adorable or ridiculously fug?

2010.08.31
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When I first saw Jessica Alba is this blue dress, the photo was cropped at her waist, and I was all “Alba wins, this is gorgeous.” Alas, the bottom half. I could maybe get passionate about the blue velvet shoes, which are rather spectacular, but the shirt of the dress is just killing this look for me. If it had just been a simple, straight hem, Alba would have won. But now she just looks like a little kid standing in a funhouse mirror, wearing some fancy little-girl frock her mom bought her. With velvet heels.

Anyway, those photos are from her appearance last night on The Late Show with David Letterman. This morning she’s in Venice for the film festival, and this is how she dressed for her first photocall:

Once again with the little-kid styling, right? What’s her deal?

Also, I just wanted to show these new photos of Salma Hayek – I was going to put them in their own post, but this kind of goes along with the theme of beautiful women not knowing how to dress. What is with this f-cking leather boob cincher? Let your girls breathe, Salma! And even beyond that, this outfit is a mess:

Alba in NYC on August 30, 2010, and in Venice on August 31, 2010. Credit: WENN. Salma in LA, credit: Fame.

Jessica Alba Promoting Her Comeback of the Day

2010.08.31
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I figured it was only a matter of time before someone gave Jessica Alba a hand out. She was a huge success at one point in her career and people were very into her….and by people…I mean perverts.

She was this cocktease whore who would get in her bikini and never anything less, and she kept her stock up, like any non-nude model before they get naked and see their online following drop, only in Alba’s case, she didn’t show pussy, she got pregnant…

Perverts tend to be loyal to girls they always wanted to fuck, or at least see naked, so if you put the bitch in whatever you are doing, there’s bond to be the leftover fans willing to watch, hoping they will finally get what they want….

So here she is showing off her little bloated belly that never quite bounced back to where it was and her deflated tits, cuz that’s what happens when you spend your days working out hoping to get rid of your bloated belly that never bounced back…..