Calling all couture cops—it’s YOU Write ‘Em Up time! The Perp: Jessica Alba in Dolce & Gabbana, at the Venice Film Festival Jess stops and smells the flowers…
Caption Jessica Alba’s Fashion Bouquet
2010.09.01
Jessica Alba swung by The Late Show yesterday afternoon, and later she ran into Natalie Portman at NYC’s JFK airport on their way to Italy for the Venice Film Festival. Natalie kept her distance from boyfriend Benjamin Millepied as they went through security, though the duo was spotted just a few weeks ago hanging out in LA together. The girls arrived at the festival site on boats this morning, and Jess gave a friendly wave as she preps to show off Machete abroad. Natalie and Benjamin’s Black Swan is set to open the annual cinema event, giving them the opportunity to perhaps go public with their romance for the first time.
When I first saw Jessica Alba is this blue dress, the photo was cropped at her waist, and I was all “Alba wins, this is gorgeous.” Alas, the bottom half. I could maybe get passionate about the blue velvet shoes, which are rather spectacular, but the shirt of the dress is just killing this look for me. If it had just been a simple, straight hem, Alba would have won. But now she just looks like a little kid standing in a funhouse mirror, wearing some fancy little-girl frock her mom bought her. With velvet heels.
Anyway, those photos are from her appearance last night on The Late Show with David Letterman. This morning she’s in Venice for the film festival, and this is how she dressed for her first photocall:
Once again with the little-kid styling, right? What’s her deal?
Also, I just wanted to show these new photos of Salma Hayek – I was going to put them in their own post, but this kind of goes along with the theme of beautiful women not knowing how to dress. What is with this f-cking leather boob cincher? Let your girls breathe, Salma! And even beyond that, this outfit is a mess:
Alba in NYC on August 30, 2010, and in Venice on August 31, 2010. Credit: WENN. Salma in LA, credit: Fame.
I figured it was only a matter of time before someone gave Jessica Alba a hand out. She was a huge success at one point in her career and people were very into her….and by people…I mean perverts.
She was this cocktease whore who would get in her bikini and never anything less, and she kept her stock up, like any non-nude model before they get naked and see their online following drop, only in Alba’s case, she didn’t show pussy, she got pregnant…
Perverts tend to be loyal to girls they always wanted to fuck, or at least see naked, so if you put the bitch in whatever you are doing, there’s bond to be the leftover fans willing to watch, hoping they will finally get what they want….
So here she is showing off her little bloated belly that never quite bounced back to where it was and her deflated tits, cuz that’s what happens when you spend your days working out hoping to get rid of your bloated belly that never bounced back…..
Celebs Do Some End Of Summer Traveling
2010.08.31It’s that time of year: squeeze in your last summer vacation before fall kicks off (and then the holidays will be here before we know it 
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Natalie Portman was spotted flying out of New York City with her rumored boyfriend, Benjamin Millepied (you can see his picture in the thumbnails below). That black polka dot dress is perfect for traveling: it’s pretty, looks comfortable, and probably doesn’t show wrinkles.
Jessica Alba was also spotted flying out of New York City. I hear she’s scheduled to attend the Toronto International Film Festival.
Bradley Cooper was spotted arriving in New York City. I wonder if girlfriend Renee Zellweger is already there or coming to join him? She wasn’t spotted in this picture set.
And ‘True Blood’ newlyweds Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer may finally be getting off on their honeymoon: they were spotted arriving at Heathrow Airport in London.
Are you going to travel for Labor Day weekend?
Photos by INF
Jessica Alba Drops A Little Cleavage
2010.08.31
I haven’t watch The Late Show in a while, ever since that asshole screwed Conan off of television I’ve completely lost interest in it. I’m pretty sure I have a few facts mixed up in that statement so don’t quote me. Anyhow, here’s hot piece of celebrity ass Jessica Alba outside the Letterman studios the other day looking like well, a hot piece of celebrity ass. Well done.
Love It Or Hate It: Jessica Alba
2010.08.31
Jessica Alba stopped by to tape an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” at the Ed Sullivan Theater in Manhattan, New York today.
What do you think of her ruffled print dress? It’s very feminine, isn’t it? How about those blue velvet heels?? One thing I have to say, her makeup always looks flawless!
Photos by FAME
Gallery: Jessica Alba All Smiles
2010.08.30
elusive jessica alba post
2010.08.30
hollywood sensation & hollywood veteran Jessica Alba was seen out with her daughter
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I now worship at the Church of Jesus Alba.
Jessica Alba Wants Family Friendly Roles
2010.08.28
JESSICA Alba is starting to reconsider her racy roles!The actress — who played stripper Nancy Callahan in Sin City and a high-class hooker in the dark thriller The Killer Inside Me — says she’s planning to star is more “family friendly” films so her 2-year-old daughter Honor Marie can watch them.“I think there is a
