Jessica Alba At A Photoshoot

2010.08.27
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Here’s Jessica Alba at a photoshoot. Since ‘Machete’ just premiered, I’m guessing this is part of the publicity for ‘Little Fockers’ (with Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro). At least, that’s the next movie she has coming out.

I can’t get a really good look at her dress, but the shots from behind reveal one thing: it’s short! Jessica’s barely covered up there. For some reason, the front (and I guess the super-short skirt, too) reminds me of Xena the Warrior Princess- LOL. What do you think?

I bet the pictures will look great, though.

Photos by FAME

Jessica Alba Finally Gets My Attention

2010.08.27
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Today has been a day filled with all kinds of celebrity bikini pictures, so I’m a little disappointed with Jessica Alba for ruining the flow I had going over the last few posts. I guess showing up to the premiere of her crappy new movie in a bikini wouldn’t really fit the mood, but it might get her a little more attention. I know it would get mine. Anyhow, it’s nice to see her dressed in something other than her boring mom uniform or period pants.


Behind the Scenes with Jessica

2010.08.27
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Last week, we posted the shots from Jessica Alba’s ultra-sexy cover shoot for Cosmopolitan magazine. Now we have a behind the scenes video with Jessica talking about the session. Jessica’s been keeping quiet for a couple of years, but now she’s back in a big way with the film “Machete” coming out next week.

Pics from the ‘Machete’ Premiere

2010.08.27
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JESSICA ALBA

Looks like everyone arrived in low riders…

…except Machete himself, DANNY TREJO

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ

Co-director ROBERT RODRIGUEZ (No relation)

Robert’s looking kind of hot these days….

QUENTIN TARANTINO

CHEECH MARIN with NATASHA RUBIN

Does he look familiar to you?

That’s because he’s “Spy Kid” DARRYL SABARA, all grown up (and fugly)! Here he is with ELECTRA AVELLAN, Rodriguez’s former niece-in-law.

More pics of ELECTRA

DON JOHNSON

SARAH SILVERMAN

CLIFTON COLLINS, JR.

NATASHA ALAM

JACOB VARGAS

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Jessica Alba at Machete Premiere of the Day

2010.08.26
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I can’t imagine you care about Jessica Alba’s comeback tour now that she’s landed her first gig since being a mom in the movie Machete, you know since she’s let us all down and is dead to us. But I figured I’d put up the pictures anyway, to remind you all to not buy into her second attempt at a career, and encourage you to punish her for her actions by making her fade the fuck away….especially when wearing such stupid fucking dresses that don’t really give boners…something she’s been keen on since she’s become a mom…

She fucking sucks…no wait, she rips holes in condoms of guys she never wants to have leave her so that they stick to her uterus and make her babies….but that’s a form of sucking…just with less mouth.

Jessica vs. Michelle: Who’d You Rather?

2010.08.26
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Filed under: Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, Beauty

” Machete ” babes Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez posed on either side of their ruggedly handsome co-star Danny Trejo at the film’s premiere in L.A. last night. Question is …

Cash Warren On Daddy Duty

2010.08.26
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Cash Warren was enjoying some daddy time with daughter, Honor, on Sunday, taking over while mom, Jessica Alba, is out of town.

They went out for a special breakfast just the two of them in Beverly Hills. It sure looks like Honor is enjoying the time with just her dad.

[Images by WENN.com]

Photos: ‘Machete’ Star Danny Trejo Gets Wild With Tyler Shields

2010.08.23
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‘Machete’ star Danny Trejo took off his shirt, broke out the blades and accessed his inner tough guy — a stretch, we’re sure — for a recent photo shoot with Tyler Shields, and the results capture the sort of blood-spattered mayhem only these two amazing characters could dream up.

If Danny looks familiar, it’s because he’s become one of Hollywood’s favorite go-to bad boys, with roles in flicks like ‘Desperado’ and ‘Con Air.’ For his latest part, Danny takes the lead in ‘Machete,’ Robert Rodriquez’s action packed, grind house-style film that hits theaters September 3. In it, he’s on a mission for revenge alongside an A-list cast that includes Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan and Electra Avellan, who also participated in the shoot. Check out our exclusive behind the scenes video of Tyler’s shoot with Danny after the jump, and for more of Danny, visit TylerShields.com.

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Cash Warren Takes Daddy Duty Seriously!

2010.08.23
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Jessica Alba must be enjoying some well-deserved time off from her daily duties as a mommy! Hubby Cash Warren took over the care of the couple’s daughter Honor Marie on Sunday, treating her to a special breakfast for just the two of them in Beverly Hills. Every little girl needs some time with her daddy!

OK! GALLERY: JESSICA ALBA IS SMOKIN’ HOT — LITERALLY

Wonder what Cash thinks of his wife’s little smoking habit? She was pictured recently smoking a cigarette, but Honor was nowhere to be seen.

OK! GALLERY: JESSICA ALBA SWEET TALKS HER WAY OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET

It’s good to see Cash having fun on his own with Honor too!

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Jessica Alba Covered Up and Insecure at a Photoshoot of the Day

2010.08.23
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Jessica Alba got booked to do a photoshoot, something she hasn’t really been asked to do for a while, you know since she committed career suicide by becoming a family woman thanks to an arrogance that came from all the constant re-affirmation, and she looks pissed. The paparazzi say it is because her stylist put her in some half naked outfit, an outfit her body probably can’t handle as well as she’d like it to, or as well as it used to and she proves that by walking around covered the fuck up like a fat chick at the waterpark, with a miserable looking face cuz she clearly didn’t win the fight. It’s a rat race out there and if you wanna make money, you gotta step the fuck up and strip the fuck down like the whore that you and your uterus are….

I’m loving these pictures, but that’s just because I love insecure girls, especially when they were the hot chick, like the time I slammed the captain of the high school cheerleading squad, 15 years after graduation, or what I like to call 15 years of getting fat, miserable, down on your luck, broke and pretty much as gutter as possible….but the whole time her sloppy tits slapped against her chin and I lost feeling from my waist down, I knew what she was and what she became and that kind of sad story will always be porn to me…

So here’s an angry Mom Alba bringing back the memories of what once was…..but she shouldn’t be so nervous and miserable…they are obviously gonna photoshop the shit out of her and the only people who have to see her stretch-maked ass and stomach are the poor fools on set….who I hope hate their jobs enough to leak the un-retouched pictures to me…